Zoolander is the documentary film of our era. If you disagree, you are bad and you should feel bad. One particular part of it comes to mind today, though.
I honestly feel like giving this speech about once a month. First, the Zoolander version:
So here’s the deal: I see JMVC constantly lying (most recently about transit AND also about the convention center shell-game), and yet people keep reacting as if they can trust him. So what the hell is the matter with you people? Am I taking crazy pills? Are you all just stupid enough to think you can trust a liar?
It’s worth noting that Mugatu (me, in this highly accurate metaphor, as I also have extremely troublesome hair and invented the piano necktie) calling out Zoolander (clearly JMVC as whatever else you can say about the dude, he’s clearly very very good looking) for his “the emperor’s new clothes” act is what finally makes Zoolander actually deliver the goods. So if enough of you listen, maybe JMVC would tell the truth for once? It’s worth a try!